Why ARE Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
*Our last name stays put.
*The garage is all ours.
*Wedding plans take care of themselves.
*Chocolate is just another snack.
*We can be President.
* We can never be pregnant.
* We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
* We can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell us the truth.
*The world is our urinal.
* We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
* We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
*Wrinkles add character.
*Wedding dress: $5000; Tux rental: $100.
*People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
*One mood all the time.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
*We know stuff about tanks.
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
*We can open all your own jars.
* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
*If someone forgets to invite us , he or she can still be our friend.
* Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*We almost never have strap problems in public.
*We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
*Everything on our face stays its original color.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
*We only have to shave our face and neck.
*We can play with toys all our life.
*Our belly usually hides our big hips.
*One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
*We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife.
*We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
*We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier! Any comments........... Dare to write back or oppose?????