Lessons in logic
1.If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity..........................................................................
2.I was born intelligent -education ruined me..........................................................................
3.Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?.......................................................................
4.If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?.........................................................................
5.Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak..........................................................................
6.How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?.........................................................................
7.Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa..........................................................................
8.One should love animals.They are so tasty..........................................................................
9.Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two..........................................................................
10.Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife..........................................................................
11.The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise..........................................................................
12.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives..........................................................................
13.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today..........................................................................
14."our future depends on your dreams" so go to sleep.........................................................................
15.There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning..............................
1.If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity..........................................................................
2.I was born intelligent -education ruined me..........................................................................
3.Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?.......................................................................
4.If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?.........................................................................
5.Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak..........................................................................
6.How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?.........................................................................
7.Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa..........................................................................
8.One should love animals.They are so tasty..........................................................................
9.Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two..........................................................................
10.Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife..........................................................................
11.The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise..........................................................................
12.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives..........................................................................
13.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today..........................................................................
14."our future depends on your dreams" so go to sleep.........................................................................
15.There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning..............................
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