An SMS Chat that changed my life...
God: Hello. You called me.

I, Me, Myself: Called you? No, who is this?

God: This is God. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat with you.

IMM: Sure, I pray. Just makes me feel good. Actually, am busy now. In the midst of something, you know.

God: What are you busy with? Ants are busy, too.

IMM: Don't know. But I can't find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.

God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

IMM: But I still can't figure it out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

G: Well, I wanted to help you resolve your fight for time by giving you some clarity. I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

IMM: Tell me, why has life become so complicated?

G: Stop analysing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

IMM: Why are we then constantly unhappy?

G: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.

You are worrying because the act of worrying has become a habit. That's why you are not happy.




God: Hello. You called me.

I, Me, Myself: Called you? No, who is this?

God: This is God. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat with you.

IMM: Sure, I pray. Just makes me feel good. Actually, am busy now. In the midst of something, you know.

God: What are you busy with? Ants are busy, too.

IMM: Don't know. But I can't find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.

God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

IMM: But I still can't figure it out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.

G: Well, I wanted to help you resolve your fight for time by giving you some clarity. I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.

IMM: Tell me, why has life become so complicated?

G: Stop analysing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

IMM: Why are we then constantly unhappy?

G: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.

You are worrying because the act of worrying has become a habit. That's why you are not happy.




IMM: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?

G: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

IMM: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty.

God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

IMM: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?

God: Diamonds cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials. With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter.

IMM: You mean to say such experience is useful?

God: Yes. Experience is a hard teacher, though. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

IMM: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can't we be free from problems?

God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons to Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.

IMM: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we are heading.

God: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.



I Me Myself: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here? I don't know the answers. God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be.



IMM: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in the right direction.

God: Success is relative, quantified by others. Satisfaction is absolute, quantified by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead.

IMM: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here? I don't know the answers.

God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

IMM: How can I get the best out of life?

God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

IMM: Sometimes my prayers are not answered.

God: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

IMM: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I'll try to be less fearful.



God: Keep the faith and drop the fear. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Happiness is..
Happiness is knowing that somewhere there is someone who only cares for you, Someone who will pick you up when you fall, Someone who only knows you, Who will hold you when you cry and embrace you when you smile, Happiness is when you know that person is just for you..... The above sounds so good and builds a perception of happiness where there needs to be one person with the above attributes who can really give you happiness, but in reality do any one us get one, if we do are we that lucky to have him the same for the whole of life - or within the course of time circumstances, priorities etc. either walk ahead of this 'happiness' (person) or leave him / her behind. Does not it so happen we get so attuned to this happiness that if we are bereft of it our world crumbles! Do we really need that one always to make us happy. If that one is not there are we considered to be living an unfulfilled unhappy life......... Wat say folkS!

You Are What You Believe

The most important quality you can ever develop is having belief in yourself. The belief that you can, without a shadow of a doubt achieve success in every area of your life. Virtually every person has the capacity to do wonderful things with his or her life. But the greatest single obstacle for most people is self-doubt. Many people wish they could accomplish certain things but lack the belief that they can actually do it. When people under achieve in any part of their life, it is their beliefs more than anything else that hold them back. Self-limiting beliefs act as breaks on our ability to achieve our goals. Many of us have high hopes, dreams, and aspirations, but we let doubts creep in and undermine our talents, abilities, and effectiveness. Each one of us has feelings of inferiority because we feel that we are not good enough. We think that we are not as good as other people, and we feel that we are not good enough to acquire and enjoy the things we want in life. Often we feel that we don’t deserve good things. Even if we work hard and have some achievements in our life, we often feel that we are not really entitled to our successes. The Universal Law of Belief says that whatever we believe, with feeling becomes our reality. We don’t believe what we see; instead, we see what we believe. Our beliefs form a screen as to how we see the world, and we never allow any information that is not consistent with our beliefs to pass through it. Even if we have beliefs that are totally inconsistent with reality, we won’t let them through because our beliefs have become true for us. The most common and also the most harmful beliefs are the ones that are self-limiting. These are beliefs about yourself. For example, believing that you can’t achieve something because you don’t have enough money or education. You might believe you can’t achieve something because you are the wrong sex, race, age, or it is because of the economy. Most of these beliefs are not true, but they will hold you back nonetheless. The fact is, you deserve every good thing that you are capable of acquiring through the use of your talents. The only real limitation on what you can be and have, is if you lack the desire. If you you set a goal and want to achieve it badly enough, nothing in the world can stop you from achieving it, as long as you’re willing to persist long and hard enough. To develop positive beliefs, you have to decide exactly where you want to end up in the future. The clearer you are about the result you want in your future, the easier it will be for you to change your actions and behaviours in the short term. This in turn, will assure that you achieve what you want in the long term. Once you’ve clearly decided on the type of person you want to be, you will have already taken a major first step in developing new beliefs. In order to incorporate your new beliefs into your every day life, you have to discipline yourself to act exactly in every situation as if you already were that person. When you begin to act like the successful person you want to become, you will actually adopt their values, qualities, and characteristics. And they will then become a permanent part of your personality. If you consistently act like the person you want to become every day and in every situation it will begin a chain reaction. Your attitude will change and become more positive. This will then build stronger and more positive beliefs. And your beliefs will then, exert a positive influence on your values. You have no limitations on your potential except for those that you believe you have. Successful people are not extraordinary or special in any way. They are not different from you or I. But, all successful people do have the unwavering belief that they can accomplish anything that they really want in life. You are a good person. From this day forward, see yourself as the very best you can be, and refuse to accept any limitations on your possibilities. Once you develop that belief in yourself, and you act in accordance with your beliefs, your future will be unlimited.

UnIvErSaL LaWs

i am not sure about the names associated with the laws...but they are good and sometimes true !!

1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

4. Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

5. O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Howden's Law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

13. Murphy's Law
What has to go wrong will go wrong.

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US"

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.


15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)


14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"


10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.


9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.


6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.


5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".


4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.



Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

Lessons in logic
1.If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity..........................................................................

2.I was born intelligent -education ruined me..........................................................................

3.Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?.......................................................................

4.If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?.........................................................................

5.Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak..........................................................................

6.How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?.........................................................................

7.Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa..........................................................................

8.One should love animals.They are so tasty..........................................................................

9.Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two..........................................................................

10.Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife..........................................................................

11.The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise..........................................................................

12.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives..........................................................................

13.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today..........................................................................

14."our future depends on your dreams" so go to sleep.........................................................................

15.There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning..............................

Why ARE Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
*Our last name stays put.
*The garage is all ours.
*Wedding plans take care of themselves.
*Chocolate is just another snack.
*We can be President.
* We can never be pregnant.
* We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
* We can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell us the truth.
*The world is our urinal.
* We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
* We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
*Wrinkles add character.
*Wedding dress: $5000; Tux rental: $100.
*People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
*One mood all the time.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
*We know stuff about tanks.
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
*We can open all your own jars.
* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
*If someone forgets to invite us , he or she can still be our friend.
* Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*We almost never have strap problems in public.
*We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
*Everything on our face stays its original color.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
*We only have to shave our face and neck.
*We can play with toys all our life.
*Our belly usually hides our big hips.
*One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
*We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife.
*We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
*We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier! Any comments........... Dare to write back or oppose?????

When I am sad what I think

There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return,But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Dream what you want to dream;go where you want to go;be what you want to be,because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

Little thought provoking story...........

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go." In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold urs... This blog is too short..........but carries a lot of feeling .................isn't it

Why Newton Committed Sucide

Newton-The Father of Physics committed suicide, find out why............ Once he came to India and He watched a few Rajanikanth movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth. 2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. ....Nah not even in your remotest imagination. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... All this was too much for Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits Suicide.

ThE ArT Of KiSsInG

Its an amazing fact that Kissing is an art. And a partner who lacks in this art, can be threatened by the other. As in war there is always casualties, in this piece the two lovers have found each other and have determined to spend the rest of their lives together, but there is the one who lost love and is now kissing himself. How to get over their first kiss jitters. Through an entertaining mix of discussion and demonstration, prepares even the most experienced kissers for lip-to-lip communication like they've never experienced it before. Methods of making yourself more kissable in the eyes of the opposite sex. Let the man who is considered the world's authority on kissing delight your audience with tips for more intimate kisses, advice on where men and women like to be kissed best, bizarre kissing customs from around the world, the newest fads in French kissing, and point by point instructions for today's trendiest kisses. The Art of Kissing. How to overcome your kissing shyness and kissing anxieties. More lips-on instruction and wisdom from real kissers on how to perfect the first kiss, the eye kiss, the nose kiss, the neck kiss, the public kiss, and the wet kiss, as well as complete instructions for all-new kisses, including the butterfly kiss, the friendly kiss, and the lip-o-suction kiss. "Kissing is like riding a bike -- once you learn it, you never forget how," says Joanne, 53 and married. But while the mechanics of kissing come naturally, we often forget the emotional and spiritual powers of a simple kiss. Later in life, kissing helps to form an emotional bond and a sense of security between partners. Every kiss from infancy on reverberates with deeply felt echoes of attachment, pleasure and good feelings, giving kissing its emotional power. Look back at the romances in your life, and chances are you'll remember the kisses as much as the sex. So don't forgo this most romantic of sexual behaviors in a race to intercourse. Kissing is a simple, passionate way to keep love and desire alive. When kissing, gently explore your partner's mouth, varying the rhythm and motions. Enjoy surprising each other with soft bites and sucks on the lower lip, and open your eyes occasionally to read your lover's emotions. You can suck the whole mouth to create a tingly vacuum effect. Pull away with an Eskimo kiss or tickly butterfly kisses (batting your eyelashes on your partner's cheek). For a playful touch, give your partner pecks all over the face and neck. Lunging with the tongue is gross, but a gentle touch is yummy. Kissing the hand is really romantic. And most importantly, kissing is more intimate than sex, so it MUST be special! Follow with one long, slow lick from cheeks to neck. Electrifying!" When it comes down to it, there's no right or wrong way to kiss. Just follow your creative intuition and passion, and enjoy the ride! Why is kissing so popular? You know the answer to this question, so I don't think I have to say any more about it. Atleast tell me also yaar............

Life - A game of Risk

Today, I read an article, "What's life without Risk?" This line catched my attention as I always say myself as "Always Risky". What I think is about risk is:- "A person who takes no risk is nothing, because the greatest hazard of the life is to risk nothing." You live to take risk of dying. You Laugh to risk being a fool. You weep to risk appearing sentimental. You try to risk the failure. We cannot expect to go anywhere if we avoid taking risk. History shows that great accomplishments have always been involved taking high risks in one form or the other. Great artists, enterpreneur, and other people takes risk as they see it as a opportunity. I wrote this blog to take the risk of accepting comments from you guys.........Would you like to take risk to give comments.......... C'mon yaar be a sport...............Risk it. Apun hai na.. Note:Risks should be taken after due considerations of the result.